hotboyproblems:

me when i’m broke: why did I foolishly spend that 75 cents my mom gave me on candy in 1998

luminarai:

t’challa: shuri this is my new friend thor he lost an eye and needs a proper prosthetic

shuri: brother you can’t keep bringing home broken white boys and ask me to fix them

thor: my apologies princess shuri! I never meant to inconvenience you, I shall take my leave immediately -

shuri: shut up I already made you three new eyes this one has tiny lightning bolts that glow in the dark

thor: :o

ivelostmyapplepie:

Baz, playing the violin

I love youuuu bitch

I’ll never stop loving youuu bitch

nautulus:

Let’s play “how messy can a room get while your mental state declines rapidly in one week?”

sexual-texts:

“U THINK BROWN EYES ARE JUST BROWN EYES UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WITH BROWN EYES”

— @sexual-texts

salazar-slanderin:

“I didn’t study”; translation by house:

Gryffindor: literally. Did not pick up a pen. Probably I slept in class. Someone takes notes for me.

Slytherin: I re-read all my notes like a mad man. Hours pouring over supplemental readings. I’ve drank so much coffee. So much. I don’t want to look like an anxiety ridden nerd though.

Hufflepuff: Me n’ the other puffs brought our notes and books down by the lake and sheafed through ‘em. Mostly drank butterbeer. We’re not too worried though, we pay attention in class.

Ravenclaw: ALL NIGHTER MOTHERFUCKER I GOT HOBBIES AND WE LIVE IN A MAGICAL FUCKING CASTLE OF ENDLESS MYSTERY THE HELL YOU MEAN STUDY WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT